These lines are some of the lines that have been used on my friends and I....They are TERRIBLE! So....if you use these lines...DONT! I wish I could remember some of the really cheesy ones...but this is the best I can do! Feel free to post your scary stories and lines!
1. Are you sick!?! Let me be your medicine.
2. Can you feel my feelings in your hair?..(after attempting to dance a little too close and lean head against mine)
3. You have a heart of stone...let me soften it with my love.
4. I'm rich...did I mention that I'm rich!?! and I have a good job (while huffing and puffing b/c he chased me out of a grocery store)
5. It's not every day that there is a beautiful women waiting in front of my car (While standing in a parking lot in front of a lot of cars)
6. You are as good looking as I am.
7. Have you heard of the temptations? me-"yeah..I know a few of their songs." Scary guy-"My girl...talkin about MYyyy girl.. (singing to me as loud as possible on a public bus).
8. I'm a great diver. Maybe someday you and OUR [future] kids can come watch me at the Olympics.
9. I don't really understand statistics...Do you wanna study together at Applebees? (Obviously...the man did not want to study Statistics since he asked me to Applebees...I should've known!! I still blame my B on that test on him)
10. "You're my shining star"
11. Never hand a girl a dollar when she takes off her sweat shirt. Need I say more....stupid boys.
12. Squealing your tires and waving...it's just not impressive. What do you expect us to do? Chase after your car?....Oh...even if you are on a date..still don't squeal your tires.
13. Old guys....seriously....if your old...we don't appreciate being hit on by you.
14. Any angel lines....just don't use those.
15. "You run marathons? That turns me on."
(why can't people learn to keep these comments to themselves?)
16. Making kissy noises in my ear...that's just not attractive...actually it's really freaky. I'm still freaked out by that.
17. My response to an initial hit on "No offense...but you're old enough to be my grandpa"....crazy short old man with accent response..."TRRUUUST mouii..I'm better than yer grandpa"
18. "Hey CA girrrrl.....You've got some beautiful eyes.....They are so bright...Are you high??"
(First of all, why would anyone ever call me CA girl? I'm as white as a MN girl in January...and why would he then follow that up by asking me if I was high? Wouldn't my eyes be dull if I was high?)
