1. People may say that I'm a scaredy cat because I can't kill a spider, but I can reply "would you rather kill a spider or drain an ostomy daily?" I think draining the ostomy takes more guts.
2. People may say that I've been in school forever. My reply is "I'm just really well rounded"
3. People may say that I'm a health nut. My reply is that I'd really love to be a health nut...but cookies just taste so darn good!
4. People may say that I'm crazy because I check the locks three times before I leave, but I can honestly say that nothing has ever been stolen from my house or my car!
5. People may say that I'm addicted to Diet Coke with Lime...and my reply to that is....yep, I definitely am.
6. People may say that I'm a "goodie" because I don't have sex before marriage...my reply is that "I can say I'm STD FREE!!!" (of course I would explain the other benefits of abstinence also)
Tell me something that people say about you....and what your reply is. It's kind of interesting to think about.
NEW IN JERSEY
Thursday, April 17, 2008
A List of Symptoms....If You Have 3 of These You Have the Diagnosis of "nursing student"
Please Check Yes or No to each question. If you check at least three symptoms it means You are a Nursing Student :)
1. Does this phrase frequent your vocabulary "I used to have friends, but after I started studying they've kind of disapeared"
2. You are deathly afraid that after you get married you will get pregnant. You've considered using 5 forms of birth control....all at ONCE.
3. Your family is planning your wedding for you...figuring out how you're going to get all of your nursing assignments done is the only type of planning you have time for.
4. The gym....You love it...You tell all your patients they should go there....but for some reason (HOMEWORK) you don't make it there as often as you should (even if you were a personal trainer in the past)
5. You talk about bowel movements and ostomies....while your eating.
6. The word "discharge" frequents your vocabulary every day.
7. You assess people wherever you go...the parking lot, Target even at restaurants.
8. You know EXACTLY how many weeks of school you have left until your next break (even if it is the very first day you started nursing school)
9. You see your fellow nursing students more than your own family.
10.Your itching to see your first bed sore, burn or anything else that most people would faint at the sight of....
1. Does this phrase frequent your vocabulary "I used to have friends, but after I started studying they've kind of disapeared"
2. You are deathly afraid that after you get married you will get pregnant. You've considered using 5 forms of birth control....all at ONCE.
3. Your family is planning your wedding for you...figuring out how you're going to get all of your nursing assignments done is the only type of planning you have time for.
4. The gym....You love it...You tell all your patients they should go there....but for some reason (HOMEWORK) you don't make it there as often as you should (even if you were a personal trainer in the past)
5. You talk about bowel movements and ostomies....while your eating.
6. The word "discharge" frequents your vocabulary every day.
7. You assess people wherever you go...the parking lot, Target even at restaurants.
8. You know EXACTLY how many weeks of school you have left until your next break (even if it is the very first day you started nursing school)
9. You see your fellow nursing students more than your own family.
10.Your itching to see your first bed sore, burn or anything else that most people would faint at the sight of....
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