The Tannest I've EVER Been...

Or Ever WILL BE....Joel is just his natural photographic, tan self!

We Went to OBX..

This past week we went to the OBX with Abbey and the Uecker Diary Crew. We spent a lot of time laying in the sun, sleeping, playing games and EATING. Holy Moly we ate a lot of food. I can't wait to start consuming raw vegetables and exercising again. We really did have a fabulous time though. It was so great to spend time with my college friend and laugh at all of Josh's funny jokes! (Whenever I see my brother-in-law, I will always think "I like big teeth and I can not lie.") Unfortunately, it's time to get back to the Nitty Gritty again. I'm glad to be back with Maddie, though! I missed my little guard dog!

Get to Know Joel

I mentioned in one of my earlier posts, that it was "get to know Joel and Caron" month. Therefore, I thought I'd write a post exclusively about my hubby. Isn't he handsome?

1. Joel is an amazing writer. He proof-read all my nursing papers for me and was a GREAT APA source. He knew it better than my instructors.

2. He's really good with names. I'm TERRIBLE at remembering names. I have to look at my nursing cheat sheet before I go into all of my patients rooms. If you asked me at the end of the day what all of my patients names were...I wouldn't be able to tell you. (I think this is a blessing. It makes it much easier for me NOT to violate HIPA rules). Anyway, if Joel were a nurse (ha ha...that's a funny image), he'd probably know every one's name on the floor by the end of the day...and he'd remember those names for months.

3. He grocery shops. My hubby is quite the cook and grocery shopper. His parents did an amazing job raising him! I'm not sure all husbands would do these things for their wives.

4. He's never changed a diaper. He refuses to do this chore until he has a child. I guess this is okay, as long as he changes a few dirty drawers when he becomes a father.

5. He's a sports trivia wizard.

6. My hubby LOVES Mexican food.

7. Joel knew I was the girl for him the first time we talked. Okay, this is a lie...but I thought it would be fun to add to the list:) It took me a few months to win him over (8 months).

Well, that's all for now folks. Do any of my readers know something about Joel that I don't? I would love to hear your stories!

People Say the Darndest Things!

I am often amused by peoples comments when they meet me. Is it just me, or does everyone receive these interesting tid-bits of peoples thoughts when they meet new people? Here they are.

1. Apparently I look like a cow girl. I've been told this a couple of times by different people. Not quite sure where they get this idea. I don't even know how to ride a horse. I own no cow girl accessories, either.

2. I also look Turkish, Brazilian, European and VERY American? Hmmm.....

3. Apparently I play multiple sports...Soccer, Volley-ball, Squash (okay, so I've never been told I look like a squash player, but I'm sure I'll get this comment one day). I also look like a runner (I've run a marathon, so I guess this comment is valid!) Dancer has been tossed out there a few times, too.

4. Age. I don't think anyone will ever get my age right. I like the fact that I look like I'm in highschool, even though I'm almost 30. My friends in their 40's don't appreciate being asked if I'm their daughter though. I guess this makes them feel old:)

5. I also have a very common look. I seem to look like everyones sister or friend they went to highschool with.

6. Barbara Streishand and I are twins.

So, if we mix this all together, I am a multi-ethnic Barbara S. cowgirl still in high school, who plays every sport in the book, but manages to look like everyone's sister. Hmmm...I must have quite the look

Fourth of July Forgetfulness...

This is the second Independence Day Joel and I have celebrated as a married couple. Earlier this week I asked him how we had celebrated this american holiday last year. We blankly stared at each other and came to the conclusion that we could not remember. It took me a couple of hours before I finally recalled that yard work had filled a majority of our day. This year was much more fun, but I wanted to write it down so Joel and I would not have the same conversation next year:)

1). We celebrated the fact that Joel passed all of his comp. exams!!
2). We watched fireworks at the ball park with our friends Brandon and Dawn.
3). We hung out at Chicks beach with Holly, Bryan and Kalen.
4). I searched for sea glass.
5). Joel watched lots of soccer and tennis.

We hope you all had a wonderful holiday! Maybe next year we will spend it with you!:)

To The Old Men That DareTo Wear Speedos

Dear Old Men Wearing the Speedos,

I see you almost every time I go to the beach. Usually you are overweight with leathery tanned skin. Sometimes, you are thin, but definitely too old to be wearing a Speedo (although, I don't think there is a good age for ANYONE to be wearing one). Usually, you are sitting on the shoreline alone...and I think I may be able to explain your solo phenomena to you-It's THE SPEEDO!

Did you know that everyone who is around you is telling their friends to discretely look at your outfit (or lack of outfit)? It doesn't help that your choice of speedo color is usually neon. Really, NEON?!? Did you also know that everyone can still see you pick your wedgie? Hmmm...this probably also adds to your beach loneliness.

Just thought I'd give you something to think about as you lie on the beach, baking your skin like a potato!

Love,
All the people who wonder why old men wear speedos

Who Am I?

1. I like shiny things.

2. I put all of my shiny things in glass bottles.

3. It's useless for me to write in a planner, because I always forget to look in it anyway. I often attempt to write things down so I can be more organized like the "routine machine," but my efforts are usually futile.

4. Slap stick humor makes me laugh so hard I cry.

5. I get up early to search for sea glass.

6. I often try to make money off of Craigs list by trying to sell all of the "routine machine" things...this works well until I suggest we sell the "routine machine's" golf clubs :)

Who am I?