1. Consider every question to be a statement. Ex: Innocent party asks "Did you clean your car yet?" Suspicious person replies "No, why do you think I need to clean my car?" Reply "No, I just thought you were going to clean it today." Suspicious person "No, I cleaned it last week...why does it look dirty to you?" Innocent questioner "No! I just thought you were going to clean it today." Suspicious person-"Why would you ask me that unless you thought my car was dirty?"
2. Ask too may questions. Ex: "Do you think I'm being annoying?" Reply "No, I'm not annoyed with you." Interrogator "well, you seemed really annoyed...am I being too inquisitive?" Reply "No, I'm just not talkative right now." Interrogator-"Oh, well is it because I'm being weird?" Reply "No, I'm just thinking right now." Interrogator "Oh, well what are you thinking about?" Silence........"Are you sure you're not annoyed?" Reply "No, I'm fine." Interrogator-"Well, why are you so quiet?"
3.Use sarcasm online or over text message I don't think an example is necessary. I'm sure most are guilty of it.
4.Leave your dirty dishes in the sink without even rinsing them.
5.Ask your boyfriend if he thinks you look fat
6. Drink the last Diet Coke in the fridge.
7. Continually correct someones grammar.
8. Neglect replacing the toilet paper.
9. Set three alarms every morning and continually hit snooze for 45 minutes.
10. Ask your boyfriend if he is attracted to other women he sees....
11. Consistently show up late
I'll add more to this later
NEW IN JERSEY
Thursday, March 6, 2008
A Short and Easy List of Reasons not to Drink Diet Coke
Do you drink Diet Coke daily? Do you drink so much that people confront you about it? Have you ever hidden stashes of it in your car? Is it the first thing you reach for in the morning? Have you been wanting to quit drinking it for years, but haven't been able to kick the habit. If you answered yes to these questions, you may be addicted to Diet Coke. Below are five reasons you should pour that twelve pack your hiding down the drain...
1. It is linked to obesity (I know it's calorie free....but facts are facts)
2. It is linked to bad breath and acne (Prescriptions for Nutritional Healing by James F Balch and Phyllis A. Balch)
3. It causes dehydration
4. It is linked to osteoporosis
5. It wastes your money...I know it's only a dollar...but a dollar a day adds up!
1. It is linked to obesity (I know it's calorie free....but facts are facts)
2. It is linked to bad breath and acne (Prescriptions for Nutritional Healing by James F Balch and Phyllis A. Balch)
3. It causes dehydration
4. It is linked to osteoporosis
5. It wastes your money...I know it's only a dollar...but a dollar a day adds up!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
18 Lines that Will Doom You To Singleness
These lines are some of the lines that have been used on my friends and I....They are TERRIBLE! So....if you use these lines...DONT! I wish I could remember some of the really cheesy ones...but this is the best I can do! Feel free to post your scary stories and lines!
1. Are you sick!?! Let me be your medicine.
2. Can you feel my feelings in your hair?..(after attempting to dance a little too close and lean head against mine)
3. You have a heart of stone...let me soften it with my love.
4. I'm rich...did I mention that I'm rich!?! and I have a good job (while huffing and puffing b/c he chased me out of a grocery store)
5. It's not every day that there is a beautiful women waiting in front of my car (While standing in a parking lot in front of a lot of cars)
6. You are as good looking as I am.
7. Have you heard of the temptations? me-"yeah..I know a few of their songs." Scary guy-"My girl...talkin about MYyyy girl.. (singing to me as loud as possible on a public bus).
8. I'm a great diver. Maybe someday you and OUR [future] kids can come watch me at the Olympics.
9. I don't really understand statistics...Do you wanna study together at Applebees? (Obviously...the man did not want to study Statistics since he asked me to Applebees...I should've known!! I still blame my B on that test on him)
10. "You're my shining star"
11. Never hand a girl a dollar when she takes off her sweat shirt. Need I say more....stupid boys.
12. Squealing your tires and waving...it's just not impressive. What do you expect us to do? Chase after your car?....Oh...even if you are on a date..still don't squeal your tires.
13. Old guys....seriously....if your old...we don't appreciate being hit on by you.
14. Any angel lines....just don't use those.
15. "You run marathons? That turns me on."
(why can't people learn to keep these comments to themselves?)
16. Making kissy noises in my ear...that's just not attractive...actually it's really freaky. I'm still freaked out by that.
17. My response to an initial hit on "No offense...but you're old enough to be my grandpa"....crazy short old man with accent response..."TRRUUUST mouii..I'm better than yer grandpa"
18. "Hey CA girrrrl.....You've got some beautiful eyes.....They are so bright...Are you high??"
(First of all, why would anyone ever call me CA girl? I'm as white as a MN girl in January...and why would he then follow that up by asking me if I was high? Wouldn't my eyes be dull if I was high?)
1. Are you sick!?! Let me be your medicine.
2. Can you feel my feelings in your hair?..(after attempting to dance a little too close and lean head against mine)
3. You have a heart of stone...let me soften it with my love.
4. I'm rich...did I mention that I'm rich!?! and I have a good job (while huffing and puffing b/c he chased me out of a grocery store)
5. It's not every day that there is a beautiful women waiting in front of my car (While standing in a parking lot in front of a lot of cars)
6. You are as good looking as I am.
7. Have you heard of the temptations? me-"yeah..I know a few of their songs." Scary guy-"My girl...talkin about MYyyy girl.. (singing to me as loud as possible on a public bus).
8. I'm a great diver. Maybe someday you and OUR [future] kids can come watch me at the Olympics.
9. I don't really understand statistics...Do you wanna study together at Applebees? (Obviously...the man did not want to study Statistics since he asked me to Applebees...I should've known!! I still blame my B on that test on him)
10. "You're my shining star"
11. Never hand a girl a dollar when she takes off her sweat shirt. Need I say more....stupid boys.
12. Squealing your tires and waving...it's just not impressive. What do you expect us to do? Chase after your car?....Oh...even if you are on a date..still don't squeal your tires.
13. Old guys....seriously....if your old...we don't appreciate being hit on by you.
14. Any angel lines....just don't use those.
15. "You run marathons? That turns me on."
(why can't people learn to keep these comments to themselves?)
16. Making kissy noises in my ear...that's just not attractive...actually it's really freaky. I'm still freaked out by that.
17. My response to an initial hit on "No offense...but you're old enough to be my grandpa"....crazy short old man with accent response..."TRRUUUST mouii..I'm better than yer grandpa"
18. "Hey CA girrrrl.....You've got some beautiful eyes.....They are so bright...Are you high??"
(First of all, why would anyone ever call me CA girl? I'm as white as a MN girl in January...and why would he then follow that up by asking me if I was high? Wouldn't my eyes be dull if I was high?)
Monday, March 3, 2008
A Couple of Books that have Changed my Life....
1)How to Get a Date Worth Keeping
I'll admit it. I was one of those girls. You know, the girl that refuses to go on a date with anyone but still laments about the fact that she's single? I blamed the lack of love in my life on the fact that there were just no men anywhere. I concluded that all the good ones were married and the rest were "just pigs" I certainly could have given plenty of examples of men in my life who had acted as though they were equal to this mud rolling animal, and therefore began to believe that the life as a single woman was God's will for my life. Yet, after a life changing move across the country, a lot of extra time on my hands and no money in my pockets to spend, I began to hope that God did have something better planned for my life. I finally opened up to some dating advice some were offereing and bought a book called "How to Get a Date Worth Keeping." It completely changed my life....and I recommend this book to any single woman out there.
2) For Women Only
After I was in a relationship for a few months, my boyfriend suggested that I read "For Women Only" by Shaunti Feldhahn...At first I thought he was making a statement about my lack of dating skills and I refused to read it, but later I became intrigued and bought the book. It was eye opening and definitley stimulated some important conversations between my boyfriend and I....READ IT
I'll admit it. I was one of those girls. You know, the girl that refuses to go on a date with anyone but still laments about the fact that she's single? I blamed the lack of love in my life on the fact that there were just no men anywhere. I concluded that all the good ones were married and the rest were "just pigs" I certainly could have given plenty of examples of men in my life who had acted as though they were equal to this mud rolling animal, and therefore began to believe that the life as a single woman was God's will for my life. Yet, after a life changing move across the country, a lot of extra time on my hands and no money in my pockets to spend, I began to hope that God did have something better planned for my life. I finally opened up to some dating advice some were offereing and bought a book called "How to Get a Date Worth Keeping." It completely changed my life....and I recommend this book to any single woman out there.
2) For Women Only
After I was in a relationship for a few months, my boyfriend suggested that I read "For Women Only" by Shaunti Feldhahn...At first I thought he was making a statement about my lack of dating skills and I refused to read it, but later I became intrigued and bought the book. It was eye opening and definitley stimulated some important conversations between my boyfriend and I....READ IT
Saturday, March 1, 2008
To Arbonne or Not To Arbonne?
This summer I learned about this "great product." It helped old ladies look young and young ones look radiant. It was the cure-all in a bottle.....not only that it could also make you rich! I'm sure if the first sales lady had told me that it could simmer away unsightly cellulite with a dab of the product, I would have dropped a hundred dollars right there..j/k....but eventually I warmed up to the idea that some majic potion could cure me of any skin problems I might have. I was suckered in and I bought it. The first week I was using it, people did comment on the way my skin looked. I was ecstatic!!! My face was smooth, pores were clearing and there was no more unsightly dry flakes on my nose, but the same face, same product a week later and I was not so happy with the results. My skin looked just as drab as it had before I started using Arbone. So, I did a little experimenting and have discovered that switching between Proactive and Arbonne does the job....So, Arbonne is a good product...it just wasn't the miracle I was hoping for.
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