Friday, March 28, 2008

How to Make it Through March Madness when Your Boyfriend is a College Basketball Freak

First of all...Joel...you're the best...I just like to make lists and I actually enjoy watching basketball with you :)
1. Tell your boyfriend you'll watch basketball with him if....he rubs your shoulders while your doing it.
2. Discuss the horrible mustaches and ugly haircuts with your sister while you're watching the game.
3. Tell him you'll watch basketball game with him...if he watches a chick flick with you!
4. Watch the game at a sports bar...at least you can do a bunch of people watching while he's glued to the game.
5. Take a little nap...it's the perfect time to catch up on all your sleep...You'll have plenty of time since there's about 4 games on a day :)
6. Analyze the colors of the uniforms....Last night the coloring of the t.v was off, but Holly and I were sure XAVIER was wearing pink uniforms to support breast cancer.
7. Ask a bunch of questions...I'm sure this annoys my boyfriend to death,but at least I'm becoming more aware of the ins and outs of the game.
8. Drink a glass of wine. That will make any event a little more tolerable :)
9. Count the tiles in the ceiling....I always did this when I was bored in church...but I think it would help time pass with basketball too.
10. Decide you're going to enjoy it because it's so important to your significant other.
11. What do you do to make it through March Madness?

Why Blog?

1. Apparently blogging helps with depression...hmm...
2. Blogging lets others validate your opinions in writing.
3. Blogging relieves stress.
4. Blogging allows you to see that others actually do think like you do.
5. Blogging adds a tinge of excitement to life...it's cool to find out that someone from Zambia reads your thoughts!
6. Blogging lets long distance friends keep in touch with you.
7. Why do you blog?? Or maybe I should ask "why don't you?"

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Caron's "Bucket List"

1. My blog will become a featured blog one day. :) (So add my blog to your profile!!)
2. A pull-up will be as easy as a push up for me.
3. Work with orphaned children in Africa.
4. Spend a week of vacation with all of my friends in a tropical setting.
5. Touch someones life when I become a nurse.
6. Do a triathalon.
7. Learn another language.
8. Become a very organized person.
9. Give back to the people who've given so much to me! (mom and dad for helping me through college...Holly and Bryan for letting me stay at their house! Those are just a few people)
10. Sponsor a child and give them a better life.
11. Work with disabled people for a period of time as a nurse.
12. I have more...and will continue to add them as I think of them....These are not necessarily in order of importance to me.

What's on your "bucket list?"

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Yeah, Sure You BETCHA

Here's a list of things that Virginian's just don't seem to understand. Maybe because they've been speaking an adulterated form of English their whole lives, or maybe they just haven't had the opportunity to speak true English like native MN's do....I just don't know...

1. Oofta...no one understands this word. I don't know how anyone could live a life witout this word...it's the essence of expression in so many different types of situations.

2. I spose (translated...I suppose it's time to go home) The first few times I used this phrase my boyfriend had no idea what I was trying to say...If he lived in MN he would know that it meant I was about ready to go home for the night....there's no need to finish the sentence.

3. Bag, Tag, Agnostic-they should all be said with a LONG A...none of this awww sounding stuff. (or any other word with an AG sound)

4. I say potato correctly....so what if I annunciate my oooh's for a long period of time. At least I don't slur my words and sound like a hill billy.

5. Bill is said with a SHORT i sound...none of this BEEL stuff...A lady at the DMV once asked me for a BEEL to prove that I lived in VA. I replied that I did not know what a BEEL was. She looked at me as if I were from Mars and stated "you don't know what a BEEEEEEEL is?" I shortly replied "No...i don't know what a beel is" She then said "don't you have a credit card BEEEEEEL?" I said..."oh, you mean bill!"

6. Taboggen is something you sled on. It's not something you wear on your head.

7. Ya know..It's just a question you ask after you finish stating something you want your friend to agree with. ex: I like school better when we have clinicals...ya know?

8. MN's do not sound like Bobby's mother on Bobby's world. We sound sophisticated and educated.

9. Okey-Dokey...it should be part of everyone's vocabulary.

10. Cheese Curds...no southerner understands what is missing from their diet....

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Ooops...did I just say that?!?

Here's a list of funny things my friends and I have said and done throughout our lives...I have a habit of getting tongue tied...so funny things come out all of the time.

1. "I have a really big crack" (I was talking about the one in my windshield)
2. Once I had to give a speech in front of the class...I was supposed to say "Amidst the guns below" It came out "Amidst the buns aglow"
3. I was calling to my friend to sit beside me....I yelled "S***" here..."S***" here...at least 5 times without realizing it.
4. My friend told my girlfriend Jessica..."get your hands off my buns" He was referring to the baked ones...but it was still pretty funny."
5. My girlfriend wrote a story about a jockey named "jock" in 5th grade...Neither of us new that there was any other sort of jock....we came to learn from boys in our class "a jock was a very gross type of underwear" Poor sarah, I don't think she ever lived that one down. We were so clueless.
6. I was trying to use a different word for born when I was writing a paper....I used the word conceived so I wouldn't sound so repetitive....I quickly learned that those were two very different things. Good thing I had my sister proofread that paper.
7. My girlfriend and I decided to give each other nicknames in 11th grade. We were very, very, very naive. I decided that since my friend liked cats I would call her "pussy" We both thought it was a very good nickname.....We quickly learned that it wasn't as great as we thought.
8. My girlfriend was trying to put a pizza in the oven but the racks were all mixed up. My boyfriend, trying to be helpful, stated.."You've got a really tight rack"....Good thing my friends don't get offended easily since that was the first time he'd met them!
9. My brother-in-law who was from Germany took some advice from my sister Holly and told his future wife, Paige, that she was very "voluptuous" Holly told him that it meant "pretty" Ha ha....He was very red...
10. You should all tell your stories of "oops...did I just say that!" They make me laugh.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

26 Reasons I'm Not the Girl I Used To Be-A Reason for Each Year of My Life.

1. I used to be the girl that worked out 2 times a day.
2. I used to be jealous of Britney Spears.
3. I used to never lift weights.
4. I used to ignore inappropriate comments at work.
5. I used to think that all men were pigs
6. I used to think I wanted to be a chiropractor.
7. I used to hide behind my mom's skirts because I was so shy.
8. I used to drive a car that was two different colors
9. I used to think that it was wrong to drink any type of alcohol.
10.I used to think that baptists were right about all religion related topics
11.I used to eat jelly and cheese sandwiches.
12.I used to think that giving a shot would make me pass out.
13.I used to eat too much.
14.I used to think Coke products were disgusting.
15.I used to think I only wanted to travel for entertainment purposes.
16.I used to be much more stubborn than I am now.
17.I used to date jerks
18.I used to turn down all desserts.
19.I used to think that people who were 26 and not married were going to be old maids.
20.I used to think I wanted 4 children.
21.I used to put off all of my homework until the night before it was due.
22.I used to wear dresses all of the time
23.I used to think people who didn't graduate in 4 years were slow
24.I used to think MN was the worst state ever.
25.I used to hoard all of my money (I was very very young when I did that)
26.I used to not be able to sleep without my teddybear.