Stupid Things People Say and Do

This is a list of things that people have said in conversation....and it makes me wonder...why would you ever say something like that?

1. I asked a fellow nursing student why he wanted to be a nurse. His reply which REALLY made me wonder was "I had a testicle removed and the nurses really helped me through it." I was looking for something like "I really like to help people" His answer was definitely one that I was not expecting.

2. You're engaged? I hope you're not getting married until AFTER nursing school is over. (my instructor) Again...not a reply I was hoping for.

3. Wow..you have pretty blue eyes...are you high? (I know I mentioned this in one of my earlier blogs...but again...why would anyone say that?

4. After offering and serving a meal to a guest they started looking in my cupboards "for something else" Ooooohhh...that still get's on my nerves when I think about it.

5. You're getting married in 4 months?!? What is the hurry.....is there a little bump on the way?

People...they need to think before they talk....

What Would You Do for a Million Dollars?

1. Would you shave your head?
2. Would you pose naked? What if it were for only 1000 dollars?
3. Would you eat something off of Fear Factor?
4. Would you wear a sign on your back for a year that said "I'm stupid?"
5. Would you clean filthy toilets for a year?
6. Would you sit in a bath tub full of scorpions for 15 minutes?
7. Would you cheat on a test for a million dollars?
8. Would you act like you were in love with Richard Simmons for 5 years.
9. Would you go to jail for 5 years?
10. Would you give up showers for 6 months for a million dollars (without telling anyone why you quit showering)

I think I would only be able to do number 5 and 3. The rest seem either morally wrong or too ridiculous. What about you?

Would You Rather?!?

This is one of my favorite games....I could play it for hours. My friend, Abbey, and I used to make these up when we were travelling....and then I tortured my fiance with these questions when we first started dating.

1. Would You Rather have horrible breath you couldn't get rid of or be gaseous the rest of your life?

2. Would You Rather date a man (or woman) that was freakishly short, or freakishly tall?
a. What if the freakishly short man was really good looking and the tall man
was just average?

3. Would You Rather be kissed by Richard Simmons or chased by Rosie O'Donnell?

4. Would You Rather wear a bikini (or speedo if you're a male) to a wedding or to a church service?

5. Would You Rather be very intelligent but really ugly, or be really beautiful (or handsome) and be pretty stupid.

6. Would You Rather eat a raw pig or snake blood soup. (that really exists by the way)

7. Would You Rather sit in a bath tub full of spiders or swim in a pond overflowing with leaches?

8. Would You Rather date someone who was really good looking, but consistently had horrible breath, or date someone who had pleasant smelling breath, but was not good looking at all.

9. Would You Rather be completely hairless or have curly poodle hair (even on your eyebrows)

10. Would you rather be forced to quit shaving the rest of your life, or be limited to one shower a month.
Things you might want to consider....if you can't shave you'll be a pretty hairy woman...if you can't shower...you'll really stink.

So...what do you think...tell me what you would rather do...and post some of your own scenarios!!

I said I would never do this...look at me now.

Here's a list of things I said I would never do...and they all happened to be things I ended up doing...crazy.

1. I said I would never transfer schools
2. I said I would never switch my major.
3. I said I would never be a nurse.
4. I said I would never date an older man (what was I thinking?)
5. I said I would never move back to MN after I graduated from highschool.
6. I said I wouldn't leave Minneapolis after I graduated from college.
7. I said I would never run in the parking lot like my mom does (You have to run when it is cold!)
8. I said I would never go to a community college. (I've gone to two...just for a couple of generals)
9. I said I would never use a dating service.
10.I said I would never let my mom do the mexican hat dance with my boyfriend (there was no stopping that one....:)
11.I never wanted to date a teacher.
12.I never wanted to date a principal either (I'm glad I dated a principal and a teacher though!)
13.In drivers ed. I said I would never get in an accident.
14.I said I wouldn't blog.
It's funny how life turns out...

How to Tell if a Girl is Engaged.

1. Her phone has become an extension of her ear (seriously I think mine has been attached to my ear since Joel asked the question)
2. She looks for ways to hold her books and ect to make people notice (I don't really do that!!!)
3. She's constantly looking at her new ring.
4. She only talks about colors, wedding dresses and cakes. (seriously...I talk about way more than that..tuxes and planning also frequent my vocabulary j/k!! I'm not that bad i hope!)
5. She's excited to wear her ring to the gym so all guys will now leave her completely alone!! (not that I'm saying that was a huge problem for me)
6. She's excited to wear her ring to school.
7. She's excited to wear her ring to bed.
8. Okay...so she's excited to wear her ring everywhere! (good job joel!!)
9. She writes a blog on how to tell if a girl is engaged.
10. She's excited that she NEVER, EVER has to go on a first date EVER again!!! Hallelujah!

I hate to admit it but.....

1. Sometimes I forget people's names that I should REALLY know...so I avoid calling them by their name EVER.
2. Sometimes I have to pick my nose...blowing it does not always work.
3. I hide cans of diet coke (no...I haven't quit yet)
4. This is the 8th year I've been in school.
5. Sometimes I'll run upstairs to do something...and can't remember for the life of me why I ran up there...
6. What is something you do...that you hate to admit...come on...I shared that sometimes I picked my nose...it's time for you to fess up.

Caron's Happy List

1. It makes me happy when my niece runs to me with her arms open and gives me a hug.
2. Ice cream--especially gelato from Rhitas'...it definitely makes me happy.
3. My mom and sisters...they've done so much research for my wedding.
4. Naps...no need to explain why.
5. Franklin, my sister and brother-in-laws dog-he's so cute
5. rollercoasters
6. traveling
7. Clean kitchens
8. Cheese
9. Smoothies
10. Exercise
11. Trying new things.
12. Finding 10 dollars in a coat that I have not worn in a while
13. Seeing an old friend.
14. Thanksgiving with my family
15. Thinking about the future.
16. Starry skies
17. Laying out at the beach
18. Blush wine.
19. Seeing my grandparents.
20. Finishing a college course.
What makes you happy?