Someone else's list...

So I thought this list was pretty great....lately I've been too busy and exhausted to think of my own! Maybe that will change when I graduate!

Men Funnier than Women, Really?

While I was on an amazing vacation with my husband, he made the comment that he and his friend (who I will allow to remain anonymous only because of my gracious spirit and forgiving heart:) had surmised that women just weren't as funny as men. This is what he backed his statement up with.

1) He and his friend never laughed as hard around women as they did around men.

Really, I wanted to slap my husband for even entertaining such a chauvinistic idea. Gosh...I still smart just thinking about the statement. I've surmised that men think they are funnier then women because

1) Women laugh at all of men's jokes in order to spare their feelings. Seriously, girls, can you remember going on dates and just laughing because you didn't want to sit through an awkward silence after a flop of a joke? I'm sure you can commiserate with that situation and many other types of similar ones that don't involve dating. Men just aren't as kind in this regard. A female tells a flop of a joke, and the man will not provide any courtesy laughs (unless maybe she is his boss). Thus, I have explained why men have super inflated ego's regarding their humor! I guess it's all our fault!

I wrote this post, not because I want to bash men (I love my hubbie to death). I just wanted to clear up this misconception that men seem to have about humor. It seems to me that both sexes are really funny. Men DO make me laugh, but never as hard as my girlfriends make me laugh. I don't think ANY man has made me laugh so hard that my cheeks hurt, and my abbs felt as though I had just worked them for 10 minutes. Therefore, we're both funny! Women's humor just appeals more to women and men's humor to men-Of COURSE. Whewww...I'm glad I cleared that up.

Allow Me to Introduce Ms. Abigail Annie.

So this is a blog written by my long-time college friend Abbey. She's 1)witty 2) a good writer 3) original...you get the point. I think that I may lose all my blog readers out there to her! :( (except my loyal family that is :) Happy reading! PS. Definitely read the post about buns and milkshakes!

It's SOO Hard To...

When I was on vacation earlier this summer, I thought about a number of things in life that can be really hard to deal with. Some of these are serious, some aren't. Feel free to add to the list.

1. Break-up. No matter what, break-ups are hard. I'm sooo glad I never have to go through this again! I feel for everyone that goes throught a break-up...especially if you are the dumpee rather than the dumper.

2. Shave your knee caps. No matter how long I work on eliminating every single hair on my knee cap...one always seems to escape the razor somehow!

3. Understand physics. I took a physics class in college...I'm glad to say that I never have to take one EVER again.

4. Live through highschool. I hated highschool. I feel like something is wrong with me since I didn't really enjoy this time period in my life.

5. Figure out what to do with one's life. I always wished I was someone who always knew what type of occupation I should pursue!

6. Get rid of hiccups. I don't care if you drink water while your standing on your head, or you hold your breath until you turn blue..none of it works!

7. Kill spiders. I'm pretty sure this is one of the hardest things ever!! I scream every time I do it.

8. Eat hospital food. I've never been a patient in the hospital..but as a student nurse I can say that I never want to eat any type of hospital food.

9. Say good-bye. I hate good-byes and majorly dread them. Not only because it can be sad, but also awkard. Do I give my brother-in-law a hug, or a hearty handshake? What about the relative I've only met a couple of times?

10. Eat protien powder. I hate it, hate it, hate it! You are supposed to put this nasty concoction in plain water, but I can only stand it in smoothies. Bleck..it's so gross.

365th Day of Marriage

Today was the 365th day of our marriage. I thought I would be creative and write a list of 365 things my husband and I did for the first time this year. It was much harder than I thought!! I was only able to come up with about 56 things! So much for the creative list I wanted to give my husband! Here are a few of the exciting things we've done in our first year of marriage.

1. We honeymooned in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
2. We took a four-wheeling ride through the Sierra Madre.
3. We traveled to Boston, Bar Harbor, North Conway and Burlington for our summer vacation.
4. We spent a day in Charleston
5. We went camping in the Shenandoah Valley.
6. We visited friends in DC.
7. We spent Christmas in MN.
8. We visited family in TN.
9. Most importantly, we discovered one anothers quirks and learned that we love each other all the more for them! (Even if it is a little annoying that I ask a million questions...and he thinks every sport but baseball is important to watch)
10. Whewwww...It's hard to believe we crammed all of that into one year!

VACATION!

So I have been dreaming about this day for MONTHS!!! I'm going on a month long vacation! Unfortunately, I'm not sure how much I will blog during this period of time. I know you are all eagerly anticipating my next list...but you may have to hold onto your hats a little longer :) Until then...comment on my facebook do's and dont's blog!!!

Facebook Do's and Don'ts...

Do write interesting status updates.
Don't write status updates that give a play-by-play of what you do or think every hour. For example...I'm going to the mall, I'm sitting on the couch, I'm parking in the driveway...I'm sleeping....I'm bored...

Do update your relationship status.
Don't post a status update announcing that your wife left you today. (yes, someone has really done this)

Do fill out quizzes or add applications that you like.
Don't send out all of these quizzes and applications to your friends.

Do add people as friends.
Don't assume that all of your facebook friends are real friends...cause they aren't!

Do write a blog or status update about how happy or excited you are about something (unless it violates the afore mentioned rule of course)
Don't write a blog or status update about how utterly depressed you are...you can message that to your real friends..or maybe you should call someone if you are feeling that badly!

Do post a a profile picture of yourself.
Don't think of facebook as a way to advertise yourself as "hot."

Can you think of anything I should add here?