You Know You've Gained Weight When....

So, the reason I am posting this blog is because my husband and I just got back from our honeymoon. We went to a resort that had huge buffets for every meal. There was no way I couldn't gain weight. I therefore thought this post was appropriate.

You know you've gained weight when...

1. Elastic has become your new best friend.
vorite pair of jeans make you worry that you have become a "muffin top"

3. You are afraid to step on the scale...living in ignorance is so much better!

4. You know there is no way you are the same skinny weight you were on your last license...so you up your skinny weight a few pounds and hope you're not lying too much.

5. People ask you if you are pregnant.

6. Cankle Queen is your new nickname.

I LOVE Being Married!

I love being married because:

1. My husband cooks me breakfast and supper. He also makes my lunches. I am so spoiled.

2. I now have someone who can tell me all the crazy things I do when I sleep. This morning I ordered a "Chai Tea Latte" and the other day I continually poked my husband in the side to get his attention while I was still sleeping. CRAZY.

3. I no longer have to use mapquest....my husband IS mapquest.

4. I now have a very dedicated workout partner. No more slackin' for me!

5. I always have someone to talk to!

6. No more setting up printers or changing the oil for me!!!

7. There are sooo many reasons I love being married...these are just a few highlights!

Did You Really Just Ask That?

Today, was an interesting day. Here are few of the questions that were asked of me.

1. "You're from MN?!? What state is that [in]?" -Apparently, people down south don't know that MN is a state and not a city. J/k....just this one person I guess.

2. "I'm taking calculus three in the fall...does calculus have formulas in it?"-I'm thinking that maybe he skipped calc 1 and 2.

3. "Was coach filmed in MN?"-I don't even know the answer to this one.

4. "You're married? Do you cook?" You just look so young to be married!

5. "Are you pregnant?"

Back to the Nitty Gritty

So, I'm now a wife on top of being a student nurse AND a blogger. How am I ever going to keep up with everything I have to do? J/k...Marriage has brought on new responsibilities. Here's my back to the nitty gritty list.

1. I now have to iron shirts. My mom always made this look so easy. I spent 40 minutes on one of Joel's shirts the other day..and it still didn't look that great.
Grrr...I guess I have a lot to learn.

2. It's my job to do all the dishes. Fortunately, I get to load the dishwasher any way I want! (See www.hollytriedit.blogspot.com)

3. Thankfully, I do not have to cook!!! I have the best husband in the world who has agreed to do all of the cooking. My mom spent years trying to get me to like to cook and sew. Don't lose heart, mom! I did win the crocheting contest at Kansas City!

4. I have to write blogs that don't sound too wifey!! I guess this blog is not going to cut it....I figured one wifey blog would be alright though

I'm Back....

So, It's been a while since I've written. That's because a lot has happened since the last time I wrote...

1. I got married!!! Check out the pictures under my favorite blogs under lingfoto.

2. I went to Mexico! (I'll post some photos soon)

3. I became very sick in Mexico. (I won't post any photos of this)

I hope to be back to my normal blogging self very soon!

Would You Rather?

It's been awhile since I've posted would you rather questions. I felt like it was time to add a few more to my blog.

1. Would you rather have a voice that sounded like Minnie Mouse's or be forced to wear Mickey's shoes every day of your life?

2. Would you rather star on the show "Wipeout" or "Wheel of Fortune?"

3. Would you rather sleep for 7 days straight or be awake for an entire week.

4. Would you rather write a paper or take a test?

5. Would you rather eat green eggs or green ham?

6. Would you rather have 3 sets of triplets or 10 children born in 10 different years?

7. Would you rather live with no electricity or no car?

8. Would you rather be bald with no eyebrows or as hairy as an ape?

9. Would you rather

There Really Is a Blog About Everything

Tonight I was looking for some new blogs to read. I decided to google "dating blogs." Here's what I found within seconds.

1. Horse Dating Scene Blog. Apparently this is a blog where horse lovers can meet and eventually date. Hmm....if I were a horse lover, I'm sure the first place I would look to find another horse lover would be on a blog.

2. Jewish Dating Blog

3. Interracial Dating Blog

4. Millionaire Dating Blog. This one actually intrigued me. The author was looking for a place where gorgeous, rich people could meet. Seriously, people are so delusional. Why would a gorgeous millionaire need to look for a blog to find someone to date?

5. Christian Dating Blog. Is this a cheap alternative to E-harmony?