Would You Rather?!?

This is one of my favorite games....I could play it for hours. My friend, Abbey, and I used to make these up when we were travelling....and then I tortured my fiance with these questions when we first started dating.

1. Would You Rather have horrible breath you couldn't get rid of or be gaseous the rest of your life?

2. Would You Rather date a man (or woman) that was freakishly short, or freakishly tall?
a. What if the freakishly short man was really good looking and the tall man
was just average?

3. Would You Rather be kissed by Richard Simmons or chased by Rosie O'Donnell?

4. Would You Rather wear a bikini (or speedo if you're a male) to a wedding or to a church service?

5. Would You Rather be very intelligent but really ugly, or be really beautiful (or handsome) and be pretty stupid.

6. Would You Rather eat a raw pig or snake blood soup. (that really exists by the way)

7. Would You Rather sit in a bath tub full of spiders or swim in a pond overflowing with leaches?

8. Would You Rather date someone who was really good looking, but consistently had horrible breath, or date someone who had pleasant smelling breath, but was not good looking at all.

9. Would You Rather be completely hairless or have curly poodle hair (even on your eyebrows)

10. Would you rather be forced to quit shaving the rest of your life, or be limited to one shower a month.
Things you might want to consider....if you can't shave you'll be a pretty hairy woman...if you can't shower...you'll really stink.

So...what do you think...tell me what you would rather do...and post some of your own scenarios!!

I said I would never do this...look at me now.

Here's a list of things I said I would never do...and they all happened to be things I ended up doing...crazy.

1. I said I would never transfer schools
2. I said I would never switch my major.
3. I said I would never be a nurse.
4. I said I would never date an older man (what was I thinking?)
5. I said I would never move back to MN after I graduated from highschool.
6. I said I wouldn't leave Minneapolis after I graduated from college.
7. I said I would never run in the parking lot like my mom does (You have to run when it is cold!)
8. I said I would never go to a community college. (I've gone to two...just for a couple of generals)
9. I said I would never use a dating service.
10.I said I would never let my mom do the mexican hat dance with my boyfriend (there was no stopping that one....:)
11.I never wanted to date a teacher.
12.I never wanted to date a principal either (I'm glad I dated a principal and a teacher though!)
13.In drivers ed. I said I would never get in an accident.
14.I said I wouldn't blog.
It's funny how life turns out...

How to Tell if a Girl is Engaged.

1. Her phone has become an extension of her ear (seriously I think mine has been attached to my ear since Joel asked the question)
2. She looks for ways to hold her books and ect to make people notice (I don't really do that!!!)
3. She's constantly looking at her new ring.
4. She only talks about colors, wedding dresses and cakes. (seriously...I talk about way more than that..tuxes and planning also frequent my vocabulary j/k!! I'm not that bad i hope!)
5. She's excited to wear her ring to the gym so all guys will now leave her completely alone!! (not that I'm saying that was a huge problem for me)
6. She's excited to wear her ring to school.
7. She's excited to wear her ring to bed.
8. Okay...so she's excited to wear her ring everywhere! (good job joel!!)
9. She writes a blog on how to tell if a girl is engaged.
10. She's excited that she NEVER, EVER has to go on a first date EVER again!!! Hallelujah!

I hate to admit it but.....

1. Sometimes I forget people's names that I should REALLY know...so I avoid calling them by their name EVER.
2. Sometimes I have to pick my nose...blowing it does not always work.
3. I hide cans of diet coke (no...I haven't quit yet)
4. This is the 8th year I've been in school.
5. Sometimes I'll run upstairs to do something...and can't remember for the life of me why I ran up there...
6. What is something you do...that you hate to admit...come on...I shared that sometimes I picked my nose...it's time for you to fess up.

Caron's Happy List

1. It makes me happy when my niece runs to me with her arms open and gives me a hug.
2. Ice cream--especially gelato from Rhitas'...it definitely makes me happy.
3. My mom and sisters...they've done so much research for my wedding.
4. Naps...no need to explain why.
5. Franklin, my sister and brother-in-laws dog-he's so cute
5. rollercoasters
6. traveling
7. Clean kitchens
8. Cheese
9. Smoothies
10. Exercise
11. Trying new things.
12. Finding 10 dollars in a coat that I have not worn in a while
13. Seeing an old friend.
14. Thanksgiving with my family
15. Thinking about the future.
16. Starry skies
17. Laying out at the beach
18. Blush wine.
19. Seeing my grandparents.
20. Finishing a college course.
What makes you happy?

Am I CRAZY?!? Or is it just inherited?!?

It was always inevitible. As soon as we got the last suitcase packed in the car, our coolers full of grape soda, our map in our laps...and all 3 of my sisters and I buckled into our car my mom would yell.."WAIT?!? Did I turn off the iron?" I always thought she was loony for doing that...so here's a list of things I've decided I inherited from her.
1. I check my 3 alarm clocks 3 times before I go to bed.
2. I have to sleep with my door closed just "in case there is a fire"
3. I check to make sure my straightener is off at least three times before I leave every morning.
4. I rub my fingers together when I get nervous.
5. I inevitibly wonder if I turned off my curlers ect, when i go on a long trip..
6. As soon as someone stops on a road trip, I all of a sudden wonder if I really have to go to the bathroom...Usually, I'll sit in the car for a minute declaring in my head I dont'....and then my caution kicks in and I run to the bathroom even though I don't really need to go.

So readers, what do you think? Am I crazy...or is it just inherited...I'd argue that it's inherited...but then again I do check my straightener 3 times before I leave every morning. What crazy things do you do?

A List of REASONS to Use E-Harmony

1. You may actually find someone you get along with great. I did!!
2. Online dating is not just for losers. I used to go on a date with a different guy every weekend...I used to get hit on where ever I went...I just could not seem to find a guy 'worth keeping'..See entry "Several Lines that will Doom You to Singleness" below.
3. There are lots of fruitcakes you can laugh and tell stories about...(keep in mind there are good people on there too!)
4. E-harmony helps match you with people who have the same interests and priorities in life...which is great when you're at a job with the same people all day...and a church where you know all of the guys and would never date them.
5. You can tell people that you met your boyfriend the way 1 out of every 8 couples in America do...Online...:)
6. It allows you and your friends to screen out matches....just with a click of a button.
7. It is entertaining.
8. It makes your family happy. (My parents bought my subscription...it was all their idea)
9. You learn about your own personality through the entire experience.

What do you think of online dating services? I was always opposed to them...but I found the best guy EVER!